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iOS 4 apps bugs uncomfortable syndrome

Ever since the launch of iOS 4, a lot of bugs have been reported. Many apps reportedly crash or break as developers rushing to get the fix out, to be compatible with iOS 4 new APIs. The golden rules of "every new OS fill with bugs" is alive and living strong. Pioneers get the arrows, settlers get the land. But it's ok, I'll take a few arrows, and the arrows slowly develop into a syndrome, "iOS 4 apps bugs uncomfortable syndrome"

Syndromes are in escalating order.

Syndrome no.1
Feel anxious, anxiety of the bugs as the infected patient cannot do anything but wait for a new release.

Syndrome no. 2
Keep searching the web, forum, blog for solutions.

Syndrome no. 3
Reports to developer, protest in forums and blog comments.

Syndrome no. 4
Browsing thru App Store in hope to find an temporary alternative. Worst case spent money purchasing few apps and in the end found out they do not meet your requirements or contains more bugs than the original apps. Syndrome repeats itself from no. 1 all over again.

Cure and only cure for now

Turn off all devices, head to the nearest swimming pool and dunk yourself into the water to cool down. It's the only place you can't use the devices, at least for now. (Start thinking of a waterproof case for iPhone and iPad…)

The true reason behind Foxconn suicide cases

Being an ex-factory employee, I felt sympathy to those who commit suicide at Foxconn. I know I shouldn’t make fun about dead people but the following joke explains what happen in Foxconn. If Terry Gou still doesn’t get the message, maybe he should get a new and clearer mirror.

Son: “Dad, why is there so many people commit suicide in Foxconn?”
Father: “Didn’t you read the sign? Foxconn! The name says it all. They all being con by fox.”

So who’s the fox? You guess it.

The Curse of Nikon D3X

Stumble upon this humorous video on CNET Crave. Quite hot topic these days. Like to share with you all.

The clip originally taken from a 2004 German film, Downfall (Der Untergang) depicting the final twelve days of Adolf Hitler in his Berlin bunker and Nazi Germany in 1945. Only subtitle is modified.

*Spoiler (highlight to read): Don't get the message? Nikon D3X uses the same sensor as SONY A900. SONY A900 only selling at ~USD3000. Nikon D3X on the other hand, USD8000. Good luck Nikonians. (highlight to read)

Happy New Year 2008

Too many new year wishes. sms, email, messenger. Wishing you happy new year, good health, good luck, more cash….

I think I should try something new in this new year. Instead of all the “standard” wishes, I will make you laugh, LAUGH OUT LOUD. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

A friend send me this few days ago. There are total 24 episodes. Impossible for me to post all. Search using USAVICH or ウサビッチ in YouTube. Just remember to turn up the volume, not to hear the speech, since there aren’t any, but to cover your uncivilized BIG LAUGH!

Happy New Year! Enjoy.

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